ABC I'm JK, LOL

I can say the alphabet as a word,
but you can't hear it because this is a blog.

"I once had an abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwyxz,
but it ran away and I cried."

                                                             Say it with me:
AB(like ab)-C(like k)-DEF(like deaf)-GHI(like gee)-JKL(like jekyll)-MNOP(like men-op)-QRS(like cris)-TUV(like toov)-WYX(like wicks)-Z(like zzzzz)

Art by Paul Thurlby